'Light fuse and run': Chaotic man group-texts ALL of his ex-girlfriends on Christmas Day

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Dec 13, 2022 11:00 AM EST

Part of celebrating the holidays in these modern times is messaging everyone you know on Christmas Day, usually including a bunch of tree and present emojis. As you open your presents and share a meal with your loved ones, chances are you're also getting a bunch of texts from friends and relatives across the globe. One man named Tom decided to take a chance on Christmas Day…by texting all of his ex-girlfriends. 

Who knows what Tom thought when he made the choice to create a group chat with every girl he'd ever dated? Perhaps some imbibing was involved? Tom mentions that he's "lonely" and misses the women, a seemingly innocent thing to say. But as his exes start text-shouting at Tom and each other, it's clear that this is not going to be a warm and cozy reunion. 

In the comments, people definitely sided with one of the exes over all of the others. Most had a pretty sour attitude about being reminded of their jerk ex-boyfriend - understandable! 

Check out this wild text chain, then read about one woman who declared she was going to be in first class… to the chagrin of the airline staff and the person sitting in "her" first-class seat!

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    Product - Me n Tom were together in school but we're still mates find ur chill love 22:22 I just wanted to wish you all merry Christmas and bella you've ruined it all again 22:23 Steph om this was a terrible idea i really think you should have a
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    The post starts with Tom messaging a group that he calls, "Merry ex-mas"

    Font - 00 EE Chats 22:38 Merry ex-mas Gemma, You Today C You created group "Merry ex-mas Merry Christmas girls I just thought you might want to share some memories of me with each other as am lonely this year and miss the lot of ya 22:05 Gemma Ffs Tom u been drinking too much Wtf is this 100% 22:07 22:07 11 I just thought I wanna get you all together in a group and say thanks for spending parts of your life with me even if it was a long time or a short time bella lol 22:09
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    Clearly, his exes are less than happy about these warm wishes

    Font - Gemma WOW 22:09 Bella Foff Tom, seriously. You really are a f disgusting p 22:11 Lisa left LISA DONT GO LOL 22:11 Bella Do you really think this is funny? Putting me in a group with a girl I know you slept with while we were together!? 22:11 22:12 22:14 Steph Ok woah pet think what you want but Tom said you weren't together after the holiday coz you it ●● 22:16
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    Gemma was basically the only one who found any humor in the situation

    Font - Bella We were together 'pet' and Tom just lied to you like he does to everyone. He's a pig. 22:17 Gemma Omg Tom you crack me up 22:17 Erm no bella we weren't together coz you went back up to brid and just f me off and I sent you a message saying we were over Gemma This is f cope Bella ON FACEBOOK WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I NEVER F CHECK YOU PI 22:19 22:18 ✔ hilarious I can't 22:20
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    Tom blames...Bella, for some reason?

    Font - Bella And who the you!?!?!?! are 22:21 Gemma Me n Tom were together in school but we're still mates find ur chill love 22:22 I just wanted to wish you all merry Christmas and bella you've ruined it all again 22:23 Steph Tom this was a terrible idea i really think you should have a word with yourself, it's not 'banter' or whatever you think it is. Your mum is worried and I was worried before you weren't my problem anymore. 22:24
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    And now, a mass exodus, with just one ex remaining on good terms with Tom

    Font - Bella Oh Steph I'm fine just wanted to say merry ex-mas to yaz you Tom Bella 22:26 22:25 left left Steph Well that went well How's things gem? 22:25 Fancy a drink? 22:26 22:32 22:32 Gemma I was a bit suntil this convo my nan passed away just before Christmas so I cud do with a drink! When do you fancy it? Xx 22:38
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    People in the comments had mixed thoughts about the exchange - but a lot of them loved Gemma's attitude!

    Sky - D Designatedsurvivor Gemma is the real MVP.
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    Sky - JumballWotersun Really kinda want to know what Lisa would've said if she stayed
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    Sky - J JessRosenquist He sounds like an a
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    Sky - W whisperio Horribly hilarious. Shouldn't be laughing
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    Sky - DiggerPlease Who breaks up with someone via a single Facebook message?
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    Sky - V verde766 This is a weird thing to do though right? Kind of d ?
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    Sky - R RaShayRitto Way to milk the people you treated poorly for a few hours of Internet exposure. At least they're rid of you.
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    Sky - A AbyssalGigantism He freakin knew the whole time. He was like "I miss Gemma this is her type of s." and then just went for it. I salute his valor
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    Sky - scrubadubpupinatub Tom sounds like an obnoxious p S
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    A lot of folks believed this group chat from Tom was in pretty bad form

    Font - WibbleWibble Tom is clearly a d. of mega proportions. His parents did a very bad job. MARSONFIRE You're not a diva....I'm pretty sure you're a c
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    Sky - B BangkokDanger I have not idea what happened in this post
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    Sky - L LAYF Gemma tha' real MVP
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    Sky - W whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck If I was one of these woman I'd be so angry it was put on the internet. Thanks for blocking names OP
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    Font - iggyface Love how the top comments are like saying gemma should marry him but he is clearly a confrontational р ???
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    Font - S SOOrNah Is Gemma single?
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    Sky - A azurevin Lisa be like I ain't having none of dat s
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    Sky - M MrRidiculous He plan did paid off if you really think about it
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    Font - Asdfjlk light fuse and run
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    Font - W Wraithly If I did this I'd just be embarrassed and likely made fun of $2凸 H HandBear I would be terrified to do this.. lol I guess that makes me a bad guy. ↑ 2 ↓
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